I participated in a chat room discussion about everybody’s pet topic now: Bishop Dr (where did she get that???) Margaret Wanjiru. The proprietor of the Jesus Is Alive Ministries, parliamentary aspirant for Starehe, and alleged former common-law wife of Kamangu Robert.
I have been meaning to do a post on that but I havent brought myself round to doing it. This therefore is what my fellow netizens think. I didnt edit anything apart from the unnecessary. These guys didnt know I was keeping a copy:
[eve] 1:43 am: guyz sin…….10000000000000tymes and God forgives them…..
[madsvibe] 1:44 am: rem eve that she stil maintains thar she owes that kamangu guy no apology
[eve] 1:44 am: @mads…you know what i symphathise with???
[madsvibe] 1:44 am: and if you heard her son’s statement, water takes the shape of the bucket
[eve] 1:45 am: KENYAN GUYZ……..MANZE MLISHINDWA KUMKATIA!!!!!!!!!WOIYEEEEEEEE…POLENI!!!!!
[madsvibe] 1:46 am: dunno where that is coming from @eve
[shux] 1:46 am: eve,all this has got nothin to do with her man.she reacted badly n tht is what has pissed us all@eve
[eve] 1:47 am: it all depends on what she’s been through before with that guy@mads…the two of them know…….the rest of you are juz SPECTATORS!!!!!!
[eve] 1:47 am: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE PROVOKED@SHUX????
[madsvibe] 1:47 am: very informed and analytical spectators @eve
[eve] 1:48 am: MEN HAVE FINALLY REALISED NOW THAT WOMEN CAN CONQUER!!!!!MANZE MMEZIDI….
[eve] 1:48 am: Ho informed??????@mads…..
[eve] 1:49 am: WATU WAWILI WALIO LALA IN ONE BED…USIINGILIE MANENO YAO!!!!!!!!
[eve] 1:49 am: THOSE ARE THEIR OWN BEDROOM AFFAIRS….NO ONE CAN SOLVE APART FROM THE TWO
[madsvibe] 1:50 am: yeah, so she shoould not drag the rest of us into it
[eve] 1:50 am: no you guyz are dragging yourselves into it@mads
[madsvibe] 1:50 am: but since she decided to, we have every right to comment as we deem fit. simple as that. After all, i wouldn like to think of somebody like her as my MP @eve
[eve] 1:51 am: TWO PIPS THAT HAVE SHARED THE SAME BED…….AND EVEN HAD KIDS???!!!!DO YOU
THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THEYVE BEEN THROUGH????
[esphan] 1:51 am: who>>>>>eve?
[madsvibe] 1:52 am: so? @eve
[eve] 1:52 am: MAGGY AND HER SO CALLED ”’HUSBAND” @esphan…
[madsvibe] 1:53 am: people, help me here, it seems to be me against eve
[shux] 1:54 am: eve.i didnt say tht i was provoked.u see kamangu had no issues with wanjiru gettin married, she flew off the handle@eve
[eve] 1:54 am: IMAGIN AM DEFENDING MARGARET!!!!!FOR REAL
[eve] 1:54 am: WHY DID HE INVOLVE THE PRESS THEN@SHUX????
[esphan] 1:55 am: am so confused
[madsvibe] 1:55 am: just coz he’s gotten some loaded freaky guy from SA doesnt mean she starts ‘vomitting all over our shoes”
[shux] 1:56 am: i think he just wanted to remind wanjiru tht he was the boys’ dad.@eve
[eve] 1:56 am: where were Kenyan guyz that tyme@mads….see…guys are jealous for her???!!!!
[eve] 1:57 am: couldnt he do it in private@shux????why the press???coz he wanted issues!!!!!!
[esphan] 1:57 am: yani the dad is pregnant?>>>>>>shux
[madsvibe] 1:57 am: i would never waste myself with wanjiru(or poeple like her)@eve
[eve] 1:57 am: he doesnt have her number?????now that she was his wife???
[eve] 1:58 am: he doesnt know where she stays??????@shux
[eve] 1:58 am: hahahahahahahaha….you wish@mads!!!!
[shux] 1:59 am: she could hv also called the guy n told him tht she wanted to get married but she let him find out in the media so he used the same road she used@eve
[eve] 1:59 am: how do you know she never called him?????????@shux…..are you her neiba????
[madsvibe] 1:59 am: this is not taking us anywhere
[eve] 2:00 am: this topic will never end!!!
[shux] 2:00 am: am with u @madsvibe
[eve] 2:00 am: BIGUPS TO MARGARET WHEREVA SHE IS……..
[madsvibe] 2:00 am: so is anybody attending the world social forum? if you have no idea what that is check
[madsvibe] 2:00 am: am outta here
[eve] 2:00 am: BIGUPS TO MUIRU…MANZE WAENDELEE……..KUINGIA GOVERNMENT…….
[esphan] 2:01 am: some1 change th subject am hungry
[eve] 2:01 am: byeee@mads….been a pleasure…
[madsvibe] 2:01 am: been a pleasure too eve
[esphan] 2:01 am: poa mad_kip in tach
[eve] 2:02 am: enyewe God tu ndiye anajua ukweli@guyzzzz…..
[shux] 2:02 am: bye mad,its been great
[madsvibe] 2:02 am: i will @esphan
[eve] 2:02 am: WE ARE JUZ SPECTATORS!!!!!!!
At that point I had to leave because I was going insane.