The grading system for jamaas

I got this from Felo, after continuous and patient prodding and begging.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry,  that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with

Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)

And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the

colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, “Where?” (-35)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

Pass it on to the poor fellas for info & to the gals for a good laugh !

Enough said.

9 comments
  1. i found that very funny!not sure if content latches for every chic but i can say that plus and minus point system exists!even for jamaz…so ive heard e.g bad toe nails (-2), nice skirt (+1) ama sio?

  2. Princess said:

    Hilarious!!!

  3. aegeus said:

    Thanks for stopping at the castle! Welcome back – anytime – really!🙂

  4. Thanks y’all for stopping by.

    @ mama shady: i want to believe a grading system exists for chicks(apart from the one in my head that I employ all the time). I have made it my duty to look for it.

    @ girl next door: very funny and rather untrue. So why do we lose marks when you ask if you are fat and you know as well as I do that you are?

    @ aegus: not a prob. For netizens like us, we are always seeking.

  5. This whole fat-obsession is another one of those Western imports that is just b.s. There was a time when being called fat was a compliment! When dealing with honeyz, feelings take priority!

  6. Unyc said:

    LMAO…those r hilarious.

  7. charles said:

    THIS IS THE MARKING SCHEME

  8. Actually, I do agree that this is the marking scheme even though I think it is too unfair to the gentlemen, Charles ama?

    @Unyc: for sure

    @ Girl Next Door: I dont understand this feelings thing, I swear I dont.

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